As I sit here, bored as a pyromaniac without any matches, watching some crazy beardy men cook naan bread on tv, I think to myself, 'Is this REALLY how the rest of my summer is going to be?' Like, I went out at the weekend when I wasn't working and I really enjoyed it...just being out, seeing people, drinking cocktails, pretending to be 18...the usual fun! Now, though, I have no plans AT ALL this week!
Not only do I have no plans but the weather is CRAP and will not stop raining at all. It has been torrential downpour for days, occasionally stopping to be all soggy and dull...and then it begins again, on and on and on (a bit like I'm going on about the rain) I mean, fair enough, the pathetic fallacy of the weather is decidedly satisfactory but I'm really not as miffed as the weather is letting on! It must be reflecting a serial suicidal's mood at the minute, the amount of rain that is pissing out of the sky.
Then again, can I really complain? I do live in Northern Ireland...it's what it's good at. Raining, that is. What else is there? Sheep?
Now that I mention sheep...I was walking up a mountain the other week and we were following this little rocky path and there were SHEEP just standing there on either side! Practically in touching distance they were so close...and we just walked through in subdued awe (well I did anyway) and the sheep just watched us...looking wild and sheepish :S what the fleeep?
What else is happening? Well, my darling camera is back!
he's a bit stiff but otherwise perfectly healthy and working again! Yay! Now I will actually be able to tell if I have people's full faces in or just noses, cheeks or eyebrows because HALLELUJAH, some brilliant person invented the digital camera!
I totally love you, whoever that was! I would totally have you babies, whoever you are! I would totally dress up as a bunny or whatever else your fetish is and dance around you in a circle (doing The Egyptian at that)
Good times, good times
xo xo
Letlooseonweb (Christine)
nice article. you are quite good explaining your weekend.